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  • Being released just in time for 420 is the DVD package 420 TRIPLE FEATURE!!! It’s a gonzo collection of three vintage propaganda shorts, one of which features SONNY FUCKING BONO!....

    420 Triple Feature (Apprehensive Films)

    Being released just in time for 420 is the DVD package 420 TRIPLE FEATURE!!! It’s a gonzo collection of three vintage propaganda shorts, one of which features SONNY FUCKING BONO!....

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  • With Tracy Lords aboard, you can pretty well bet this isn’t Disney’s John Carter movie. Not that she gets down to anything dirtier than wearing an ultra-sexy outfit that makes...

    Princess of Mars (The Asylum)

    With Tracy Lords aboard, you can pretty well bet this isn’t Disney’s John Carter movie. Not that she gets down to anything dirtier than wearing an ultra-sexy outfit that makes...

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  • For much of ALMIGHTY THOR’s running time, Thor doesn’t seem so almighty. It could almost have been called “Petulant Thor.” I was reminded of Hayden Christensen’s pouty Anakin Skywalker. But...

    Almighty Thor (The Asylum)

    For much of ALMIGHTY THOR’s running time, Thor doesn’t seem so almighty. It could almost have been called “Petulant Thor.” I was reminded of Hayden Christensen’s pouty Anakin Skywalker. But...

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  • One of my favorite giant monster movies from The Asylum yet, 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK is another great guilty pleasure. We’ve already had mega sharkage facing off with mega octupussness and...

    2-Headed Shark Attack (The Asylum)

    One of my favorite giant monster movies from The Asylum yet, 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK is another great guilty pleasure. We’ve already had mega sharkage facing off with mega octupussness and...

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  • From cult classic Deadly Spawn producer is unleashed Hell on Earth. Though the budget restraints are more evident here in “Hell” than back when the “Deadly were “Spawned”, HELL ON...

    Hell on Earth (Elite / MVD Visual)

    From cult classic Deadly Spawn producer is unleashed Hell on Earth. Though the budget restraints are more evident here in “Hell” than back when the “Deadly were “Spawned”, HELL ON...

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  • At first, Bobby Collins comes off as vulgar and crass. Not that I’m opposed to vulgarity. I’m a huge fan of Bill Hicks’ eloquent vulgarity and Doug Stanhope’s satirical knife...

    Bobby Collins – Telling it Like it is (Uproar)

    At first, Bobby Collins comes off as vulgar and crass. Not that I’m opposed to vulgarity. I’m a huge fan of Bill Hicks’ eloquent vulgarity and Doug Stanhope’s satirical knife...

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  • It’s been half a decade since I’ve heard Panchrysia. I’m glad to witness “Massa Damnata” – clearly, cold apatheia is still the catalyst for the band’s hymns. The style has...

    Panchrysia – Massa Damnata

    It’s been half a decade since I’ve heard Panchrysia. I’m glad to witness “Massa Damnata” – clearly, cold apatheia is still the catalyst for the band’s hymns. The style has...

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  • TRANSMORPHERS is the titular spawn of “Transformers” but the film has as much in common with the man-vs.-machine post-apoc elements of the “Terminator” franchise. There’s also a passing resemblance to...

    Transmorphers (The Asylum)

    TRANSMORPHERS is the titular spawn of “Transformers” but the film has as much in common with the man-vs.-machine post-apoc elements of the “Terminator” franchise. There’s also a passing resemblance to...

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  • I liked TRANSMORPHERS: FALL OF MAN even more than the original. I dug seeing the morphing ‘bots go rampaging through present-time Earth. I love disaster movies and this one definitely...

    Transmorphers: Fall of Man (The Asylum)

    I liked TRANSMORPHERS: FALL OF MAN even more than the original. I dug seeing the morphing ‘bots go rampaging through present-time Earth. I love disaster movies and this one definitely...

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  • No, this isn’t a sequel to the continuity-challenged Spielberg actioner (which was still fun). This is a follow-up to The Asylum’s own adaptation of “H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds”,...

    War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (The Asylum)

    No, this isn’t a sequel to the continuity-challenged Spielberg actioner (which was still fun). This is a follow-up to The Asylum’s own adaptation of “H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds”,...

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